October 27th, 2016

After unsuccessfully trying to pitch his tent in a tough neighborhood in New Jersey in 2009, Gadhafy, Khaddafy, Qadify, uh -- Mu Mu -- appeared at the U.N. with what appeared to be a rubber nose -- C.I.A. studies claimed that the Colonel was in the advanced throes of Syphilitic Dementia and his real nose had decomposed.  While Mu Mu ranted and raved on TV, Libyans (and the Irish) thought that His Excellency’s nose might fall off and bounce all over the General Assembly like a Super Ball. 
Experts in Kansas City speculated that while Mu Mu could have earned his venereal disease from a real sheep, a few of the guys in Congress -- immaculate in their
​purity -- likely got theirs from a toilet seat, though sadly the end result was the same for all despots -- absolute lunacy.

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