 “Yeah, okay, it says: Lost Cats Found in Freezer. Freezer owner might sue the newspaper over this story because he believes if the cats were found they weren’t lost. The owner of the freezer also states that if the cats were smart enough to open the freezer door to get in there in the first place then they were smart enough to reopen the door to get out. He told the newspaper that he's absolutely mystified, uh, as to why the frozen cats wanted to sleep in the freezer in the first place. 'I’m going to put a padlock on the freezer to keep other cats from sleeping in there,' Claus Putwyn said firmly. A cat whisperer was called in but the cats seemed uncooperative, wouldn’t play, and wouldn’t voluntarily leave the freezer -- Maytag is investigating."
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