March 28th, 2016

The following suspicious news is not from the BBC:

I'm driving in Bangor, Maine, and I spots this driver wearing a life jacket.  I wonders what this guy knows that I don’t.  So’s I looks up into the tax ridden sky searching for storm clouds -- almosts hit a cab.  But, naw, nothing up there but the quickest way to Finland if you has a blimp.  So, I shrugs my wee shoulders and figures what-the-hell the pre-flood motorist is probably just a lucky bastard out for a large beer.  But, then I spots four women speeding recklessly after this guy in a beat up Audi -- 
So, heck, maybe the guy’s a good Muslim and his wives are gonna head him off before he makes it to a bar.  Or maybe he’s a good Irish Catholic and his ex-wives are in hot pursuit of alimony.  Or maybe it’s four good Rabbis chasing a moil -- 
Huh?  Well, sure enough I hears the religious ladies sing out: “Hold up fella, we have to have someone circumcised."
Whether Muslim, Christian, or Jew, the Irish fella in the life jacket answers up:  "No problem darlins, pull over.  I'm your man."

Probably not true but we can hope:

While Putin and The Seven Putineers were haggling in a sauna over the mechanics of the "free elections" in The Crimea -- or the positioning of occupying Russian troops and war materiel -- a passing Ukrainian moil reportedly cut off all the hoodies on their track suits, which were hanging out in the hallway.  Enraged, the naked Putin reportedly threw his swagger stick down and lamented: "проклятия: circumcised by a Ukrainian." 

Both blogs were posted earlier.

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