 “It's about the Govmint shutdown. It's from, uh, a radio broadcast, it says: Um, 'Day 4,380 of The Govmint Shutdown: a 14-mule-team school bus was broadsided by a herd of Bronx Water Buffalo. The driver and all children are safe but were forced to eat two of the mules before help could arrive. The lights have gone off temporarily at New York’s Electrical Appliance Museum due to a shortage of whale oil. The Democrat-Republican Party is taking in boarders and hems in Flatbush, see Fast Eddie. The last corn crop of the season is in at Central Park. Looters will be shot on sight: all others, ah, must pay in Mexican or Canadian currency. This is Wolf Blitzer of Fox-MSNBC-Coleman Camping Supplies signing off before dark at the Interim Capitol of the United States, Hoboken New Jersey.’” (edited 1/14)
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12/23/2018 08:49:51 pm
Well, I want to thank you for this update. It's kind of amazing to think that these things happened in just span of one week. I don't think it was an amazing week for everyone, but we still need to be grateful because the things that happened aren't really bad. Being grateful on our everyday's safety is always an understatement, and people seem out to appreciate it the way it should be appreciated. I guess, it's about time for all of us to open or eyes and see the things that really matter. Leave a Reply. |
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