"Within a weather-cocoon, a break in the snowfall, he passed by but watched a run-down farm with wretched cows meandering in a pointless pursuit of a cow in front of the cow behind it. The rambling conga line assuaged his sense or order, but the beasts were eating hay and pooping with no propriety in the gloom and dank mud. He shuddered -- and people ate cows. "With that impetus his mind snidely wandered: If Americans for Nationally Approved Love (ANAL) the extremely powerful organization trying to legislate the Missionary Position as the only viable form of sexual intercourse (which, might then rule-out gay sex by default) caught the cows, in well, a compromising position they would then have more fodder for their moral pastures. They could then say people that use immoral sexual positions are no different from the beasts of the fields. "ANAL was well on their way to making their sexual morality a Constitutional Amendment. Mueller had a bumper sticker on his car that read, "No ANAL Sex," which turned out to be problematic in San Francisco, and certainly confused the issue -- " -from Americans for Nationally Approved Love by Kevin O'Kendley Please give to the Children's Miracle Network Hospitals/ 205 West 700 South/ Salt Lake City, Utah, 84101/ 801-213-7400
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"In the 1850s, at the height of the California gold rush, a Hangtown judge once opined in a murder case, 'A white man's dog is more important than a chinaman.' By 1934, marriage between an Asian and a white person in California was still illegal. "The law was repealed in 1948." - movie review: Charlie Chan in London by Kevin O'Kendley "Whatever don't kill ya only makes you stronger? Horse shit, it can also leave you crazy or married."
10/9: Hurricane Mathew has killed 17 people in America's Southeast. - ABC News "A Reuters news agency tally of deaths reported by civil protection officials at a local level on Friday (10/7) showed the storm killed at least 877 people (in the Caribbean)." - Al Jazeera The loss and devastation caused by Hurricane Mathew has been terrible ... I have chainsaws, construction skills, I can help somewhere if contacted via this website: Carbuncle Moon... Please give to the American Red Cross (National Headquarters): 430 17th Street NW/ Washington, DC, 20006: Florida Red Cross: 751 Riverside Avenue/ Jacksonville, Florida, 32204/ 904-358-8091 South Carolina Red Cross: 8085 Rivers Avenue # F/ North Charleston, SC, 29406/ 843-764-2323: International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies: PO Box 303/ Ch-1211 Geneva 19/ Switzerland/ +41-22-730-42-22 Caribbean/ Hurricane Mathew Happy Rosh Hashanah 10/2 to 10/4. Please see Carbuncle Moon post 9/19/15... It is the Year 5777 in the Hebrew calendar. "The U.S. Constitution is a shepherd unto its flock and the wolves are circling."
image suggested by a contributor... Please support the American Civil Liberties Union: Maine ACLU: 121 Middle Street/ Portland, Maine, 04101/ 207-774-5444/ and: Northern California ACLU/ 39 Drumm Street/ San Francisco, California, 94111/ 415-621-2493 "An estimated 45.3% of American households -- roughly 77.5 million -- will pay no federal individual income tax, according to data for the 2015 tax year from the Tax Policy Center, a nonpartisan Washington-based research group." - Google (4/16)
Please see July 21st blog on Carbuncle Moon: "some stuff about taxes in this country." Please give to the National Center for the Victims of Crime: 2000 M. Street NW, Suite 480/ Washington DC 20036/ 202-467-8700 "Blacks are shot and killed by police at 2.5 times the rate of whites..." "... as of July 9 (2016), whites were 54 percent of the 440 police shooting victims this year whose race was known, blacks were 28 percent, and Hispanics were 18 percent." - Washington Post Please see July 23rd blog on Carbuncle Moon: "some stuff about violent crime in the U.S." Non-Hispanic blacks are 12.2% of the U.S. population, Non-Hispanic Whites 63.7 percent, Latino or Hispanics make up 16.3%, Non-Hispanic Asians 4.7%, and Non-Hispanic Native Americans and Alaskan Natives 0.7%. The U.S. population is 324,227,000. The population of the United States was 3,929,214 in 1790. - Wikipedia U.S. Census Bureau, Quick Facts: U.S. population was 321,418,820 (7/1/15) There have been 93 police fatalities in the line of duty in 2016 (no exact date), 40 by gunfire. - Officer Down Memorial Page (Updated: 10/29) After being stolen, enslaved, and transported as animals, after about 300 years of slavery, and after approximately 150 years since the abolition of slavery, including nearly 100 years of segregation -- Jim Crow laws in the South -- life for African Americans has evolved, sometimes within isolated, crime-harmed, and poverty-stricken inner-city ghettos, and for some with an evolving sense of distrust of government and the police. The historical dynamic between some in the black community and the law enforcement community has been socio-political, cultural, and can be tragic: Three more black men were shot and unnecessarily killed by the police within the past month.... Please see Carbuncle Moon blog of July 9th, 2016. Please give to the NAACP/ 4805 Mt. Hope Drive/ Baltimore, Maryland, 21215/ 410-580-5777 and: The Police Protective Fund/ P.O. 1084/ Schenectady, New York, New York/ 72301/ 877-343-2477 And he did too. He lived in a hotel room on Locust Street
in Philly with one diseased communal hopper per floor. Please support the Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights: Palais Wilson, 52 rue des Paquis, Ch-1201/ Generva Switzerland |
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