"Within a weather-cocoon, a break in the snowfall, he passed by but watched a run-down farm with wretched cows meandering in a pointless pursuit of a cow in front of the cow behind it. The rambling conga line assuaged his sense or order, but the beasts were eating hay and pooping with no propriety in the gloom and dank mud. He shuddered -- and people ate cows.
"With that impetus his mind snidely wandered: If Americans for Nationally Approved Love (ANAL) the extremely powerful organization trying to legislate the Missionary Position as the only viable form of sexual intercourse (which, might then rule-out gay sex by default) caught the cows, in well, a compromising position they would then have more fodder for their moral pastures. They could then say people that use immoral sexual positions are no different from the beasts of the fields.
"ANAL was well on their way to making their sexual morality a Constitutional Amendment. Mueller had a bumper sticker on his car that read, "No ANAL Sex," which turned out to be problematic in San Francisco, and certainly confused the issue -- "
-from Americans for Nationally Approved Love by Kevin O'Kendley
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