The following news is not from the BBC:
While Putin and The Seven Putineers were haggling in a sauna over the mechanics of the "free elections" in The Crimea -- or the positioning of occupying Russian troops and war materiel -- a passing Ukrainian moil reportedly cut off all the hoodies on their track suits, which were hanging out in the hallway. Enraged, the naked Putin reportedly threw his swagger stick down and lamented: "проклятия, circumcised by a Ukrainian."
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