Not objectively true in any way that I can ascertain:
The border towns of Broken Nose, New Hampshire, and Cauliflower Ear, Maine, were settled by refugees from the Canadian Boxer Rebellion of 1961. The Canadian presence is still powerful in the twin cities manifested by the word “ay” in just about every sentence, local newspapers, checkers tournaments, and screamed out by many very attractive women while in the throes of sexual ecstasy.
The following information on women’s breasts is subjectively true:
Women in both Cauliflower Ear and Broken Nose have breasts that fit right on their chests as if that’s right where they go, the breasts, right on the chest there, perfectly fitting on the ladies chests, just as if they go right there on the chest, and perfectly rising out from all women’s chests in various shapes and sizes, you know right on the chest there -- Ay.
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