"See, at our house we don’t use bathroom words so I told my fourteen-year-old son that his testicles were called tentacles, and that he had two (which he did). Pascal, the smart guy, later told my son that since octopuses have eight tentacles they were smarter than people. While it was true I was furious at the time that Pascal would dare tell my son that octopuses were smarter than people, I got over it.
"But, Pascal was always sick." - from the Pascal Leemur Caper by Kevin O'Kendley
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